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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 14:24

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you like about McDonald's?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?